Screw Tabs

Hi, this i Wes. There's a lot of things in this world to feel crappy about. The fact that old men in office buildings constantly trying to controll our lives, the fact that peoplr are starving to death so that I can eat a hamburger makes me feel bad. And the other day I was feeling pretty bad and I decided to sit down and try to wright a song about it. And I did and Iäd like to play it for you. Uhm, it's in french by the way, because I wanted it to be for all cannadiens and I didn't want it to be a big hit in the states. So any way, here we go.
Uhm, I don't know french but auhm, I found a grate 10th textbook up in the attic and we used that to translate the song. So what I'm trying to say is that I'd probably gonna have a pretty bad Alberta accent for all tha hard core Qubecuan in the audience and I appologize for that. Here it is!

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